大众网记者 马小双 临沂报道

　　A few days ago, I went to Haoke Amusement Park to shoot a movie. And for this, I got an assistant.

　　Welcome to Haoke Amusement Park. Although there is a lot of fun inside, I still hope everyone can focus on filming.

　　She looked very capable, but these two guys seemed unconvinced.

　　So elegant as I am, why should I be assigned to this joyful themed group? It’s more suitable for me to make videos at a museum, right?

　　Yes, you are right. Learning makes us more elegant, but if we don’t relax, we can’t learn well.

　　Absolutely right.To learn well, let’s cheer up right now.

　　I know that they were pretending. It’s undoubted they like here, but their acting skills are too bad.

　　Director, please tell me, why do you assign me to this group with these people?

　　But it’s probably true that Xu Caiwei is not suitable for this group.

　　I really like this arrangement.Wait for me!

　　Oh my, I’m wrong again.

　　Director, look at these people. Do you think they can do well?

　　So this assistant began to complain crazily about this group of actors. It seems it’s really hard to be a director. Why don't I act by myself?

　　Today I just come here to play. You don’t need to shoot me, just shoot them. They are the leading roles today. There are no lines for me.

　　What did I say in the movie just now? Maybe nothing.

　　Finally I saw the veteranactress.

　　Look at this bridge. It’s a little bit dangerous for the little children. And for me, it’s so fun. I can just run fast on this bridge!

　　But unexpectedly she was just a passer-by.

　　Director, yes, I just come here to play. To shoot a movie about the amusement park, you don’t need to speak so much. You just shoot them playing so happily, right?

　　Yeah, why don’t I think of this?

　　Wow, it’s amazing. Look at these dinosaurs. It’s so fun.

　　I am the king of dinosaur.

　　Wow, director, your assistant is so good at acting. She is so great!

　　What? She is more capable of complaining.

　　前几天，

　　我去好客欢乐城拍了个影片，

　　为此我还找了个助理。

　　欢迎大家来到好客欢乐城剧组，

　　虽然这里有很多好玩的，

　　但我还是希望大家以拍摄为主。

　　她看上去很能干，

　　但这两个看上去不服。

　　为什么我这么儒雅的气质，

　　却要分在这个欢乐主题的剧组？

　　我不是更适合在博物馆主题的吗？

　　你说的很对。

　　学习让我们变得儒雅，

　　但不会放松就不会学习啊！

　　说的太对了！

　　为了学习，赶紧嗨起来！

　　我就知道他们是装的。

　　他们要是不喜欢才怪，

　　就是他们的演技太差了。

　　导演，请告诉我！

　　为什么要把我和这样的人分到一个剧组？

　　但徐采薇可能真的不太适合这个剧组。

　　我太喜欢这样的安排了，

　　等等我！

　　天哪！我又看错了。

　　导演，你看看这些人，

　　你觉得他们还能拍好吗？

　　于是助理开始疯狂吐槽这群演员。

　　看来导演确实不好干。

　　要不我亲自上场吧！

　　我今天就是跟着来玩的，

　　你不用拍我，去拍他们，

　　他们才是今天的主角。

　　而且也没有给我安排台词。

　　刚才我在影片里说了啥？

　　好像也没说啥。

　　还好，我终于看到了一位老戏骨。

　　看这座小桥。

　　对于小孩子而言确实有点危险，

　　不过对我而言，太好玩了，

　　我可以在桥上飞速地奔跑。

　　但是没想到，

　　她竟是来打酱油的。

　　导演，是的，我就是来玩的。

　　拍一个关于游乐场题材的电影，

　　你不必说那么多。

　　你就拍他们玩得多么开心就行了，对不对？

　　对啊，我怎么没有想到？

　　哇，太棒了！

　　看这些恐龙，太好玩了！

　　我是恐龙之王！

　　哇，导演，你助理的演技可真不错啊！

　　她太棒了！

　　相信我，她吐槽能力更厉害。